Continuing today’s theme of men of high morals, people who are not afraid to buck the status quo in order to do or say what’s right, we turn to the Florida judicial system, where we find an uncommonly qualified Judge who is being hounded by liberal do-gooders determined to tarnish his reputation by spreading truthful and well documented “reports” concerning his admirable conduct from the bench.
This brave man, Circuit Judge Richard Albritton, brilliantly required one defendant to attend church as a condition of probation. When bleeding heart ACLU types started whining about the constitution, Albritton bitch slapped the hippies: “I know that’s wrong, but the defendant doesn’t know it.”
Albritton is well known for his support of women. For instance, he hands out lighter sentences for cute young things, and he readily dispenses fatherly counseling and advice with questions and statements such as:
“I think you should get a 40 hour a week job.”
“What are your drugs of choice?”
“Women should be at home with the kids.”
He told one particular defendant to close her legs and stop having babies, jailed a pregnant teen for refusing to divulge identity of the father, and jailed a woman for not knowing her current address, all actions which illustrate his paternal love for the wayward members of the weaker sex who find themselves in the unfortunate position of appearing before him.
As for black folk, well, the only person Judge Dick calls by their first name in his courtroom is Tara Melton. Dick is tight with Tara, because, in his words, “your people”, “black people” helped get him elected. Now, some would twist his use of Tara’s first name as condescending, but his obvious love of the colored should put those silly fears to rest.
So, we have an obviously qualified Judge who wisely wields his traditional Christian values to helpfully steer weaker individuals back onto the path which they were always meant to occupy. Whether she knows it or not, a woman can only be truly happy when she is at home squirting out babies and baking, bowing to the will of her intellectually superior husband and blissfully thanking God for her lucky lot in life, and Judge Dick is being attacked primarily for speaking these common sense truths.
A judge who told a woman to close her legs and stop having babies and ordered another defendant to attend church as a condition of probation could be disciplined by the Florida Supreme Court.
The actions were among a list of incidents of allegedly inappropriate behavior by Circuit Judge Richard Albritton that the state Judicial Qualifications Commission reported to the court this week.
The JQC alleged that Albritton humiliated females in his courtroom. He told an 18-year-old woman how attractive she was before giving her a lighter sentence than he would normally hand out. He often told women, including attorneys, “Women should be at home with their kids,” the charges said.
A Department of Children and Families attorney who is black said Albritton told her, “Your people helped me get elected.”
Albritton’s attorney, Harry Harper, said the judge has no gender or race bias. He called the charges “mystifying.”
i personally think that it is about time, that a number of circuit judges in the fourteenth judicial circuit started being more closely monitored by the judicial qualifications committee. i must say this case with judge albritton does not surprise me. i myself have heard of some of the many instances in his courtroom. i am sick and tired of white supremacy running rampant in the northwest florida panhandle. after segregation it is proper to call colored people…black people. this is polite and shows fairness and equality. also, we need judges that are “up with the current times” and believe in “womens’ rights”. also a judge should have knowledge of the constitutional right to freedom of religion, and basic civil rights.
The judge, at least according to the reports offered by the media account, is a biggot, a sexist, and probably a perverted masochist. He obviously has derogated this official duty to nothing more than a sham of process that serves his good gain with an attitude of ‘rain on everybody else.’