Tampa’s Mayor Pam Iorio strapped on a microphone and stiffly thrust herself into the dark chasm of controversy yesterday as she came out in favor of fags.
Speaking to an, uh, artsy audience downtown, Iorio’s comments drew moans of pleasure from some in the crowd.
One audience member who would only identify himself as “M.S.” commented lispily: “Oh, Jesus Christ!”
Elsewhere, a new alliance, The Gay Rights Association of Bay Area Sodomites, or GRABASS, was formed in order to further the homosexual agenda and increase recruitment of future gays and lesbians within the boundaries of Hillsborough County.
One of the primary GRABASS missions will be coordination. A committee was immediately formed to study the exact hue of the Pink Triangles that must now be worn at all times. Suggestions for coordinating outfits will be posted on the group’s website.
Back in Tampa, County Commissioners were shocked when intimate details of a group sodomy party attended by many local politicians and business leaders were revealed.
Wearing snappy suits and anxious looks, Tampa Bay area leaders leapt from their chairs, whooped, hugged and pumped their fists.
According to witnesses, it was a veritable orgy of fisting and pumping. Ronda Storms has vowed to closely study film of the event to determine any possible violations of God’s law. A personal aide to the commissioner, sent out to fetch some batteries, would only say that Ronda was ”Hard at work and unavailable to comment.”
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Storms said “the intent of the motion is clear” but didn’t offer further explanation. She said the policy is being “construed and described in inaccurate ways,” including an Internet site claiming gays will be arrested in Hillsborough.
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rhonda storms (little r, little s) should be gang raped by a pack o’ motorcycle dykes with strap ons. Maybe that would teach her to respect diversity.