Hagen hastens to halt harlots

November 30, 2005

Even as the vacationing Hillsborough County Commission was receiving paid praise for its ‘undergirding’ of a narrow minded and bigoted Christian agenda, some staff were working overtime to ensure that an incident like this will never reoccur, because the family friendly act of paying exorbitant sums to a wealthy welfare daddy for the privilege of getting soused and watching athletic men in tight pants grapple with each other in a homoerotic completely asexual and righteous display of God loving manliness should never again be defiled by a bus full of nekkid wimmin.

With the police bust of a mobile strip club making national news, Hillsborough County commissioners want to see whether they can prevent a repeat performance.

Ken Hagan placed an item on the Dec. 7 commission agenda to discuss tweaking Hillsborough’s rules governing adult entertainment venues.

Hagan, a Buccaneers season ticket holder who represents northern Hillsborough County, said he was shocked to learn of a bus turned strip club operating near Bucs games.

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