Relax everyone – tonight you can rest easy. A pasty faced loser with an Internet connection is protecting us all from the crusading hordes of brown skinned people who wish to run rampant over our superior society. He’s young enough to enlist, but he knows that people like him – white people with diplomas and [...]
Fascism
St. Pete NAACP joins chorus of tolerance
June 25, 2005
Uncle Tom Scott, the only black person on the Hillsborough BOCC, was happy to second Ronda Storms’ declaration of war against gays. Uncle Tom says that he is not a bigot, and besides, even if he is, it’s not the as bad as slavery. Thankfully, Thomas Scott does not speak for the St. Petersburg NAACP. [...]
Rove: liberals want troops to die
June 24, 2005
The SP Times blasts Karl Rove and the White House today for Rove’s nasty speech in NYC this week. Before an audience of cheering conservatives this week, Karl Rove lambasted liberals for their “moderation and restraint” in response to the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks. “Conservatives saw the savagery of 9/11 in the attacks and prepared [...]
Tampa Mayor comes out for fags
June 17, 2005
Tampa’s Mayor Pam Iorio strapped on a microphone and stiffly thrust herself into the dark chasm of controversy yesterday as she came out in favor of fags. Speaking to an, uh, artsy audience downtown, Iorio’s comments drew moans of pleasure from some in the crowd. One audience member who would only identify himself as “M.S.” [...]
Storms protects us all
June 16, 2005
After long and hard debate, Hillsborough County Commissioner Ronda Storms (R – Homophoburbia), working with a super majority of County Commissioners, pushed through legislation yesterday that will protect us all from the subversive and predatory practices of the small ‘g’ gays. The discussion went like this: Storms: “I move that we adopt a policy that [...]
County Commission debates censorship and discrimination today
June 15, 2005
I get mail… (Wednesday June 15) the Hillsborough County Commission is considering two library issues that could limit what you read and watch: one to prevent the library from purchasing any DVD’s which are not “educational” and one to prevent the county from expending any funds for Gay Pride events and materials (which affects the [...]
Ronda protects the children
June 9, 2005
Ronda Storms (R – Homophoburbia) is continuing her remarkable crusade to rid our libraries of objectionable material. Two Hillsborough County commissioners say public libraries are no place for Gay and Lesbian Pride Month exhibits. Commissioner Ronda Storms said she will schedule the issue for a board discussion where she intends to ask that such displays [...]
No Compromise
May 20, 2005
Steve Gilliard I don’t mind politicians looking to cut a deal, well, because that’s their job. But when I read the missives of Amy Sullivan and Kevin Drum, they say nice, moderate things about insane, immoderate people. They say they’re Democrats, they say they endorse the party, but then they want to talk to people [...]
FL GOP joins rush to silence independent voices
May 20, 2005
Citizens beware: it doesn’t matter if you’re right – if you fail to toe the line, you’re wrong . Lawmakers quietly eliminated a state office that was meant to review Florida education programs because the office was too often critical of state policy, critics of the move say. Gov. Jeb Bush pushed for the elimination [...]
Christians threaten Schiavo judges life
March 13, 2005
Selfish men are trying to make capital for themselves out of the cause of Terri Schiavo. (paraphrased) These people are well aware that her physical condition precludes any kind of recovery. Important parts of her brain are simply gone – replaced by spinal fluid, never to return. But facts dont matter. These are the same [...]