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Charlie’s man date with the Donald

Charlie Crist – you know, the dapper dresser, the svelte, single, well groomed gorgeously tanned boy who's running straight for the governor's mansion, has scheduled a fabulous fundraiser with The Donald himself in Manhattan in June.

Rumor has it that Charlie will be working on his Wigstock getup while he's in NYC – wouldn't he look just divine up on stage with a couple of slave boys holding his, er, official seal....

Leather Man Charlie
Updates: changed the title to reflect 'The Donald's" actual nickname, rather than the one which I apparently just made up off the top of my head...

Originally posted 5/31/2005.

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Crist is not gay!

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This is NOT Charlie Crist�s cup of tea!

Having thoroughly researched the subject, Florida�s Attorney General Charlie Crist, gearing up for a run at the Governor�s office, wants everyone to know that even though he is a dapper dresser and well tanned and neatly groomed and not married that he is not gay!

Oh, wait. That�s not the right link. Let�s try this one.

Attorney General Charlie Crist called in to a popular area radio show Monday evening to deny he is gay, taking the offensive against a small but potentially damaging rumor at the outset of his campaign for governor.

``No, man. No. I love women. I mean, they're wonderful,'' Crist said after a local radio personality who's friendly to him, Dave McKay, asked bluntly, ``Are you a homo?''

Damn. I fear this means an end to Charlie�s pledge to host weekly Tea Dances if elected.

Originally Posted 1/18/2005.

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