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September 23, 2003

Welfare for rich white folks

The Feds are giving huge tax breaks to folks who can afford huge wasteful SUVs. This is the resulting attitude:

The national current events picture seems much less doom-and-gloomish when viewed from the elevated cockpit of a sunset orange Hummer.

"I just feel happy when I'm in here," said Barbara Zaccaria as she pulled gingerly into traffic recently, like an adult navigating a nursery of crawling babies.

Zaccaria has heard there are people in California setting fire to Hummers like hers, spray-painting them with terrible slogans like "Fat Lazy Americans" and "Polluter."

"Oh, I don't know that they (Hummers) are so bad for the environment," she says without a trace of defensiveness.

She has noticed, as well, the price of a gallon of gas has been climbing of late. But frankly, she has sold $25-million worth of real estate this year, so putting $30 or more of regular in her tank is a small price to pay.

"It's worth it for the convenience and safety," she said. "Look, you can make the mirrors on each side retract just by touching a button."

Posted by Norwood at September 23, 2003 06:32 AM
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