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January 18, 2005

Crist is not gay!

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This is NOT Charlie Crist’s cup of tea!

Having thoroughly researched the subject, Florida’s Attorney General Charlie Crist, gearing up for a run at the Governor’s office, wants everyone to know that even though he is a dapper dresser and well tanned and neatly groomed and not married that he is not gay!

Oh, wait. That’s not the right link. Let’s try this one.

Attorney General Charlie Crist called in to a popular area radio show Monday evening to deny he is gay, taking the offensive against a small but potentially damaging rumor at the outset of his campaign for governor.

``No, man. No. I love women. I mean, they're wonderful,'' Crist said after a local radio personality who's friendly to him, Dave McKay, asked bluntly, ``Are you a homo?''

Damn. I fear this means an end to Charlie’s pledge to host weekly Tea Dances if elected.

Posted by Norwood at January 18, 2005 05:21 AM
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