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February 14, 2005

Who would Jesus fuck?

Speaking of going back to the good ole days...

Florida group launches drive for amendment banning same-sex marriage

A group with ties to conservative Christian organizations officially launched Monday a petition drive aimed at writing a ban on gay marriage into the state constitution.

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"We know homosexual marriage isn't the only threat to marriage today, but rather one of many," said Alan Chambers, president of Exodus International. His organization says it can turn homosexuals into heterosexuals "through the power of Jesus Christ."

Let’s help out with the ballot language:

The legislature shall never pass any law to authorize or legalize any marriage between any white person and a Negro filthy homo, or descendant of a Negro homo.

Or maybe

Marriages are void when one party is a white homosexual person and the other is possessed of one-eighth or more negro, Japanese, or Chinese faggot blood.
Posted by Norwood at February 14, 2005 11:25 PM
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